简单的英语话剧？主页图:《罗密欧与朱丽叶》虽是一出悲剧,但两个青年男、女主人公的爱情本身却不可悲。 他们不仅彼此相爱,而且大胆追求他们的爱情,不惜以命拼争。 他们的爱情力量使他们敢于面对家族的仇恨,敢于向生活中的障阻挑战。那么，简单的英语话剧？一起来了解一下吧。
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《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧）
Wanderseveryfivemiles
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy
wifeisWuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?
MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?
JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland
dearestmother-in-law”.
L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?
JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall
daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken
and……
JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour
son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’mback!
LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?
L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon
marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten
tome.Lookatyourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And
I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.
LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter
Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo
andtellhim.(下)
L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!
(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now
shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.
JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet?
J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice
girl,goandtakeherback!
J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam!
Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1maoenough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!
B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!
C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand
robthewedding!
A&B:Goodidea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible!
AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!
J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!
(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo
withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.
B:Haveyougotanyexperience?
J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!
B:AndIplantedonetree.
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---
J:Giveusallyourmoney!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,howareyou?
L(哭状):Ihurtalot!
J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下)
(音乐起 CanYouCelebrate)
莎士比亚的《威尼斯商人》，以前课本上有选段，演过，觉得符合幽默、智慧这个条件吧。莎士比亚的《仲夏夜之梦》也适合年轻人演，幽默好玩。莫泊桑的《项链》
莎士比亚的《威尼斯商人》
契诃夫的《变色龙》
欧亨利的《麦琪的礼物》
Little Red Riding Hood
第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的
水果放在篮子里）
Little Red Riding Hood唱着歌，欢快地跑
进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事
重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some
apples and bananas for Grandma. Take
them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，
边点头说）Ok!
Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding
Hood说） Be good. Be careful.
Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．
Goodbye, mummy.
Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.
第二场：在路上
(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red
Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草
旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers,
how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One
flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步
地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找
东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding
hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where
are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red
Riding Hood打招呼) 字串6
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真
地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.
Wolf：（自言自语）I’ ll eat Grandma.
But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）
Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着
音乐翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）
Hello! Baby ducks，how are you?
Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you．
Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s
．Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三场：Grandma家
Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走
到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打
几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。
龟兔赛跑(Hare and tortoise)
Bird: Friends, friends, come here and have a look. （伙伴们，伙伴们，快来看啊！）
The hare and the tortoise will have a match again. （小兔和乌龟又要比赛了。）
Monkey: The hare and the tortoise will have a match? （小兔和乌龟又要比赛了？）
Didn’t the hare lose last year? Why do that again? （小兔不是输了吗？怎么还要比呀？）
Bird: Yes, the hare lost the match last year, and her mother was too angry to eat anything in two days. （是的，小兔去年输了，兔妈妈气得两天没吃任何东西。）
Mother hare order them to have a match again this year.
（兔妈妈命令他们今年再比一次。）
Monkey: Oh, so it is. （原来是这样。
以上就是简单的英语话剧的全部内容，Little Red Riding Hood 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的 水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood唱着歌，欢快地跑 进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，内容来源于互联网，信息真伪需自行辨别。如有侵权请联系删除。
